Politicians and Media both Retarded over “Retarded” Comment

With no apologies to Sarah Palin, who apparently thinks that any comment made in the media somehow is aimed at her meaningless life, the “f’cking retarded” comment made by President Obama’s Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was probably stupid at the most, but it did no damage to any special interest group with disabilities as Palin tries to portray.

The real reason Palin is so upset about the “retarded” comment, and has called for the resignation of Emanuel, is because she sees it as a way to remove one more word the media can use to describe her comprehension of political issues.

Ever since the Katie Couric interview, there has been a realization that there is a retarded person in the Palin family, and it is not her “special needs” child.  The fancy dressing hillbilly from Alaska continued her retarded act at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville last week.

After three months of presidential campaigning advice and handling by some of the best and brightest advisers, Palin learned what to wear, how to walk and chew gum at the same time, but eventually failed the “don’t be retarded and write on your hand so the media can see” part of the training.

The real scary part of this whole controversy is the fact that the media has played into Palin’s hand. They are afraid to say the “R” word. That is retarded. What the f*ck, oh wait a minute, shouldn’t that be “f’ck”. Actually the sad part of the whole controversy is the fact that neither Palin or the media is criticizing Emanuel for saying the “F” word.  I guess that Palin, and the right wing hillbilly conservatives she represents, have given up on that cause, or they just really must like to “f’ck around” too much.

As that great philosopher Lewis Black so eloquently summed up, “No one in their right mind would ever call a “special’s needs” person retarded.” Retarded in todays society has the new meaning of “politicians, religious zelots, and media acting in an irresponisble and stupid way.”

PS:  For those looking for the correct derogatory  usage of retarded, it is;  ”you retard.”